Eric Fogle, Opinion Editor
Opinion Editor Eric Fogle (class of 2023) was kicked out of daycare (approximately age 9) as well as Mohican Outdoor School (approximately age 12). In elementary school, he had weekly check-ins with his principal intended to put a stop to his deviousness. They were largely unsuccessful. As he grew up (temporally, not emotionally) he learned how to use language and plans to to spend his lifetime getting better at language, even going so far as to hide a typo earlier in this sentence. He pretends to read existential philosophy; his alleged favorite writers are Sartre and Huxley. In high school he was voted Best At Sports And Being Really Fast, though he elaborately rejected the award.