Diversions

10 clubs that should exists on campus but don’t

Photo by Casper Johansson on Unsplash. Edited by Rachel Scully

Rachel Scully, Diversions Editor
Mar 18, 2021

John Carroll University: Where there’s something for everyone … or is there? Have you been looking for some new, unique clubs to join? Well, start looking elsewhere because these clubs don’t exist. However, the Diversions section is HIGHLY recommending that someone should make them. Here are 10 clubs that don’t exist at JCU but should.

Warning: None of these are useful.

The Fruit by the Foot Enthusiasts– A club for anyone who absolutely loves that soft, chewy goodness.

The Bob Evans Club– Where a group of breakfast lovers go out to eat at Bob Evans every other Saturday. (Please make this happen).

President Johnson Role-Play Club- Everyone pretends to be President Michael Johnson. Bring your suits and your smiles.

Yodeling Club- Do you love yodeling? Do you want to start yodeling? Then this is the club for you. Start singin’.

Succulent Shaming Club- Inspired by the Reddit community, r/succshaming, this club allows you to straight up shame your succulents for not doing what you want.

The Dark Knights- Members meet every midnight to joust just like the good ol’ days (medieval times).

Astrologists Anonymous- A club for those astrology lovers who are too embarrassed to admit it. The club guarantees full anonymity. (It’s okay frat guys, you can come).

The Perfect Club- A club that never meets and does absolutely nothing. The best part? Members get credit for it all!

Seth Rogan Fan Club- A safe space for all you Seth Rogan fans. Members will simply sit and listen to two-hour compilations of his laugh.

Debate and Speech- Not to be confused with JCU’s award-winning speech and debate team, this club will allow members to debate with each other or give a speech. The catch? You may only talk about Seth Rogan.

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Rachel Scully, Campus Editor

Meet Rachel Scully, one of our Campus Editors! Rachel is a senior at John Carroll University from Erie, Pennsylvania. She is a double major in Political Science and Communication with a minor in Spanish. Rachel is a former intern at The Hill with numerous stories published ranging from politics to celebrity news.

Rachel started writing for The Carroll News her freshman year in 2017. Later that year, she became the Editor of Arts & Life and continued working for the section until her senior year. She, then, accepted a role as Campus Editor.

Journalism has always been an incredible passion for her, whether it be writing, broadcasting or designing. She attended an arts school for her first two years of high school. There, she found a passion in design and writing while working with brilliant peers. Rachel later fell in love with broadcasting after attending classes at John Carroll and continues to strive for a career that incorporates all three.

Rachel spent a semester abroad in Ireland where she immersed herself in a variety of cultures while traveling around Europe.

In addition to The Carroll News, she is involved in Speech and Debate and qualified for nationals in After Dinner Speaking. Outside of school, Rachel's hobbies include backpacking, traveling, playing the ukulele and running. She plans to complete the Pacific Crest Trail or the Appalachian Trail someday.

In the future, she hopes to end up in Washington D.C. pursuing a career in political journalism.

You can contact Rachel at [email protected]

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